My wife and I were at a friend's house playing board games. We had the following exchange.
Friend's wife: Do you know ROY G. BIV?
Me: What?
Friend's Wife: ROY G. BIV.
My wife: It's the colors of the rainbows.
Friend's wife: I've never heard it before. My daughter learned it in school.
Friend: Of course not. You went to Catholic school.
Friend's wife: What do you mean?
Friend: You went to a Catholic school. There's no rainbows. It's all black and white.
I may not be witty, but at least I have friends who are witty.
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